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Pushin' The Keys Every Day

Dont give up on a brother yet, been practicing and practicing and studying and studying, yall think yall heard some joints before ....dont get your panties (or drawzzz) in a bunch. Patience is surely a virtue- try using it now:).

7 Kinds Of Sex

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called:

Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone and you both have sex
until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called:

Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time and you are
so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called:

Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time. Your sex has
gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called:

Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass
each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called:

Religious Sex, which means you get Nun
in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun
at night.

The 6th kind is called:

Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and
screws you in front of everyone.

The 7th kind of sex is called:

Social Security Sex. You get a little each month.
But not enough to live on....